Genuinely—this is how I’m going to tell you where to go next.

I’m Campbell, and you either knew that or didn’t depending on how you found this site. I hate drawn out introductions so let me be brief…

• I’m 20
• I’m a student at the University of Mary Washington
• I’m majoring in English: Creative Writing
• I hate drawn out introductions
• My favorite musical artist is George Clanton
• The best sophistipop band is The Blue Nile
• If you disagreed with that you’re wrong
• Coke Zero is better than Diet Coke
• I’ve run out of things to list

You’re here for one of four reasons: you’re just curious and meandering because you can, you need to contact me for something, you’re interested in a subdomain of mine, or you wish to peruse some of my personal projects. If you don’t fit into either of the above categories, then, I dunno, you can look around if want—or, whatever.